multiplicity. multiple identities. it's becoming a reality for me. i have two hertz gold memberships, two frequent flier memberships for many airlines (one for work and one for personal), residents of two different states (i still have my CA license) - and speaking of which, my work just gave me another cell phone today so now i have two cell phones. yes, TWO cell phones... like those pimps and drug dealers. i can't cancel my personal because i am 5 months into a 2-yr contract and do not want to pay the huge penalty. what really irks me is that my work cell phone is really crappy. the directors get the new Moto Razrs, and i get something kinda cheap looking.

e-mail addresses is a whole new beast.

so as school winds down, i have to choose yet again what my primary e-mail is going to be. but if you know me, you know i get a kick out of signing up for multiple accounts. you guys even write me to different e-mail addresses. in any case, my current e-mail addresses:

1. bork20AThotmail
- has always been my 'junk' mail account.

2. dumbboringandyATyahoo
- used to be my primary, but after telling a lot of customer service people and acquaintances my e-mail is "dumb boring andy" i think it's time to change.

3. andrew_H_ChangATyahoo
- this e-mail was the one i used when i was applying to jobs and then to b-schools. i don't like this one because it's too hard to type and too long. and plus, it's really hard to physically write out underscores on lined spaces. you raise the underscore so people know it's there, and then they think they are dashes.

4. achangATgmail
- this would be my first choice. simple and sweet. but if you have been keeping up with this blog, then you know the problems i have been having. and if you happen to be reading this, ALEX CHANG, please stop looking at porn... i get about 200 spams a day for you. oh, and your last BestBuy pay stub went through.

5. asdfqwerATgmail
- this would have been my other option, but a lot of people type this in when they want to access a website and register the e-mail address... so instead, they just type in 'asdfqwer'. getting kinda annoying.

6. bucketsofcrapATgmail
- might save this one just for my personal friends. this one cracks me up.

7. andrewchangisATgmail
- when i told aileen about this e-mail she asked "why is your last name 'changis'?" so i guess this one is out too.

8. andrew.changATmba_wfu
- will become disabled in october.

9. achangAT(work)
- this is not very accessible outside of work. i have to login to the VPN everytime i want to access it.

10. andrew.changAT(work)
- same reason as above... and plus, i'm going to try to keep my work e-mails purely for work since i am anticipating dozens of e-mails a day.

what to do?