update on the new toilet... i haven't really used it because i'm scared, but i did some testing.

you sit down and a infrared sensor detects someone sitting down. it starts up by heating the seat, and gets some water running.

after you press all those buttons to wash yourself, you can press the 'dryer' button where a jet of air comes out to help you dry yourself. this scared the crap out of me (no pun intended).

then the deodorizer starts up.

i've never been scared my a toilet before... but now i am.