i suck with words. i always say the stupidest things with random people, and it is only when i'm leaving (i'm pretty sure i have written about this before, but whatever).

For instance, I will always say "You too" when the gate attendant tells me "Have a nice flight!" or when the waitress tells me "Enjoy your food!" those are kinda dumb, but not super dumb. okay, they are super dumb, but they don't really make a difference.

today i played tennis with a classmate, who was really good and seriously handing my ass back to me on a platter. as the next people were walking onto our court since our time was over, i happened to hit this MONSTER serve. it was our last point before we had to leave, so why not just go for it? anyways, i was really surprised that it even went in. the newcomers were really impressed and kept saying "wow! did you see that serve!?! YEEEE HAAAA!!!!!!" (okay they didn't say the last part, but they easily could have since it's the south). anyways, if they were there just 10 seconds earlier, they would have seen me double fault.

so as we finished gathering our stuff and were walking off the court, and one of the newcomers says, "say! you gonna teach me how you serve like that?"

now. what i MEANT to say was "i prayed really hard that it would go in."

what i ACTUALLY said was, "just pray really hard."

i'm not sure if he understood what i was trying to say or not since he was laughing, but i'm sure about 5 seconds later, at the exact time i slapped my own face after realizing what i said, he said to himself, "hey...that was a really cocky chinese boy. YEEEE HAAAA!"