dear alex chang, who thinks his e-mail account is achangATgmail:

thanks for surfing all these porn and credit-fixing sites, because now i have 181 junk mail messages. by the way, your ofoto account is about to expire.

also, your girlfriend, "hunnie," wants to know how your trip in thailand is doing, and she "MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY." also, you better behave while you're in thailand because, according to her, "if you a good boy i give u a treat ok!?"


dear alan chang, who thinks his e-mail account is achangATgmail:

sarah has received your eHarmony communication and wishes to communicate with you further. you better tell her your real email address before i hit on her and steal her away.

dear