the silent competition between mba's and jd's

or
JDs are termites

(this one needed a title... and for those who don't know, a JD is a law student)

so today a lot of 2nd year MBA's went out to the bars. we were having a good time until... the LAW students showed up. granted, winston-salem isn't a big city, but there sure are a fair number of bars. they just happened to choose the same one the MBA's did.

now let me explain something to everyone here. MBA's may like to party, but it's nothing compared to JD's. the MBA's have work experience, half of them are married, and we all go home by midnight. the JD's, on the other hand, are fresh out of college, and are still in their party phase. they also outnumber the MBA's by at least 3:1.

so the first bar we went to, the MBA's were having a good time listening to the live music. after the JD's showed up, the place was completely crammed. literally, within one hour of their appearance, the bar announced that they had run out of beer. it took me 1/2 an hour to close my tab. so we decided to go to another bar. 30 minutes later, the JD's show up again. the place was again, crammed, so the MBA's started trickling out. i'm telling you, if you want to REALLY party, go to law school. that's why pj is there now.