according to my dad, i sound like a "mentally retarded," "psychologically troubled person" who "sounds like i am about to get real angry," "disabled person soliciting calls" on my cell phone voice mail. even if it is true, my dad is hilarious. to say the least, i changed my voicemail.

the best part is i thought it was funny, because if this were high school, i'd get into a huge fight about it because i would be so offended. i think that's cool.