Quote of the week:

"Hi my name is Cletus! I'm just a regular kid..."
- Jokabim Mugatu from Zoolander.

Good bye California. Hello North Carolina.

sidenote: My last days in Calfornia have been such crap. Aileen fell down the stairs, broke her tailbone (the day she arrived mind you), and has been bed ridden ever since. Poor her, sure... but... she's been getting the royal treatment and acts as if she's queen of the universe. "ANDY! Get me In 'n Out!" "ANDY! Put my socks on for me!" "Andy! Bring me water!" I can't wait till my wife gets pregnant.
I have done nothing that I wanted to do.