so i get some pretty interesting junk mail... which i'm sure we all do. for some reason, i love reading the subject lines cuz they really crack me up...some people have really creative minds in describing how a penile enlargement can improve sex. i almost think there is an underground contest to see who can come up with the funniest subject lines. anyways, i got a few today from "johnny" and the subject line read, "bring back, your smileAYGGER," "bring back, your smileVXAYCM," and "bring back, your smileVGDMQKX."

i guess i imagined some suave sales guy named Johnny trying to sell me his product...

"Hi! I'm Johnnnnnny! Your salesguy!!!"
"Hi...."
"Bring back.... your smileVXAYCM"

and suddenly his mouth foams and i slam the door on him.