reasons to move to North Carolina:

1. car insurance is much cheaper. i just got a quote for $380.23 for 6 months. i currently pay $970 for 6 months, and that's just basic coverage.


2. rent. if i wanted to get my own apartment, i could pay $700, and that would be considered high-end expensive. i'm probably going to move into a 2 bdrm with a housemate, and my rent is expected to be around $300 dollars. this is within a mile from campus.


3. i can park on campus, right in front of my building.


4. tax is only 6%.


5. no more annoying asians.


6. there are going to be no asians, so i'll probably be considered "exotic" by all those hot southern blonde belles.


7. hot southern blonde belles.


8. fresh, non-polluted air.


9. hot southern blonde belles.


10. now i get to taste what a real southern bbq tastes like


11. hot southern blonde belles.