ah crap, apologies to hayeun, oh wait, HOLLY , for my misspelling of her name.
i guess it is time for me to update. i've been so busy though...waking up past noon... playing video games till my eyes fall out... watching tv till my eyes hurt... you know, that sorta thing.

anyways, here's a long and dull story.

The Story of DumbBoringAndy@yahoo.com

by Andrew Chang
Dedicated to Hayeun "Holly" Lee

Born into a world of hate and sin,
Andrew Chang came out from within,
With a lopsided head and no clothes,
And something attached to his stomach - like a hose.

He was raised with high expectations from everyone,
Learned to walk at 6 months and learned the alphabet at the age of one,
He could even pick out his parents shoes at a party,
And throw it at them when he became cranky.

"A doctor for sure" other parents would say,
"Does Dr. Chang want to come over and play?"
Little did people know that the closest to "Doctor" Andrew would be,
Was to see them till his old age, probably one in Psychiatry.

A failure, the path that was chosen for him,
A guranteed loser, who could not perform even at a whim.
Competitions he would enter, never finishing first.
In school he would do miserably, causing his parents in tears to burst.

REJECT was stamped on his forehead,
By jobs, schools, friends - all in red.
And while all this was occurring,
He became numb and just about accepted everything.

Self-esteem problems, you may ask?
Of course not, you dumbass.
It's called reality - accepting it and staying calm.
And hence, you have, dumbboringandy@yahoo.com