Monday, November 04, 2002

i guess a lot has been going recently... enough so that it made me either too depressed or too busy to write in this freakin blog. anyways, some intersting stories that has happened.
so since i haven't done a movie script type update in a while...

this is to parallel the account that peter and i went through at starbucks last week (you can read his account here: pjchoi's blogger.)

This is part of a three part series of Andy's hectic week. Here is the first installment:

INT., ANDY'S CAR, DAY TIME

It's a sunny day with the temperatures in the 80's. ANDY and PETER, after making numerous U-turns, drive up and park on a spot in front of STARBUCKS COFEE. As they pull into the stop, they notice two girls, an above-average looking (at first glance only) ASIAN GIRL #1 with dressy clothes and a lot of make-up and an average looking ASIAN GIRL #2 wearing "fobby" clothes., sitting outside and enjoying a conversation. ASIAN GIRL #1 is facing them while ASIAN GIRL #2 has her back towards the two boys. Andy looks startled because he thought it was someone he recognized - someone he is not very fond of. Peter is just staring intently at Asian Girl #1.

ANDY
Holyyyy Sh-------mooollyyyyyy..... Is that...______?

PETER
NO, you freak!

Andy and Peter exit the car, and Asian Girl #1continues to stare at them. Andy pretends he doesn't notice, and is wondering if she knows one of them because she keeps on looking at them. As they walk in, the Starbucks is only lit by a panel of windows with tables next to them. Nobody is sitting at the tables because the sun is too strong, so everyone else is sitting on the nice plush couches and other tables that are in the shade. The only seats left are by the window. Everyone there is Korean and the sound of the native Korean languages fills the air. Peter and Andy enter the store and place their orders. Peter pays. All of a sudden, Andy gets the runs.

ANDY
Dude... I think i need to go to the bathroom.

PETER
Okay, I think they have a bathroom here.

Andy frantically looks around, finds it, and then finds that someone is already in there.

ANDY (to himself)
CRAP! Oh wait... nevermind... it's just a fake attack.

Peter gets the drinks and they both sit down at the table. The seats are already hot because of the sun and the light is a little uncomfortable but they have no choice. They talk about different subjects for a while, and the time passes by. Slowly, the coffee shop empties out and there are several seats left. A moment later, the two Asian Girls walk in the store and sit directly behind Peter. Asian Girl #1 and Asian Girl #2 are facing each other, as are Andy and Peter. As a result, Andy is facing Asian Girl #1 and Peter has his back turned away from her. Andy notices that the Asian Girl #1 wasn't as cute as she first looked, but she is still looking at both him and Peter. The two girls continue their conversation and are speaking a language that is not English.
After a while, Andy and Peter leave. As they leave, Andy notices that the girl is looking at them directly through the window and seriously considers going back there and setting up a date with her and Peter. They get in the car and drive away. After driving a few seconds, Peter asks,

PETER
Dude, were those girls giving us hints?

ANDY
HECK yeah! They were so jocking us. They were looking at us the whole time!

PETER
Really? Probably at you.

ANDY
No... I don't think so. She was looking at both of us for sure... kinda sick.

PETER
Should we go back and get their numbers?

ANDY
Haha, yeah, I was thinking about it. We should. I'll be wingman.

PETER
You sure?

ANDY
Yeah dude, they were even looking at us when we were leaving. THAT'S a sure sign. And hello, why would they come INSIDE just to sit in the most uncomfortable place in the whole cafe that wasn't even shaded? There were TONS of seats open and they just HAPPENED to choose the one right behind you. That's freakin' aggressive.

An awkward silence comes in as they are both chicken.

ANDY
Well... too late. We're almost at your work.

PETER
Yeah...I have to get back to work anyways.

ANDY
Hey, were they speaking Japanese?

PETER
UHH NO, you freak. They were speaking Korean.

ANDY
Oh, okay. I couldn't tell. Dude, Korean girls are trouble. I wouldn't go there if I were you. Ugh... especially the fobs. They probably wanted you since you were all wearing a tie and stuff, looking rich.

Andy drops Peter off, and as he's driving back to work, he ponders if he should go back to Starbucks by himself, get their numbers and give it to Peter as a birthday present. He thinks of telling them that "His friend is shy, but was a little interested in you" line...

ANDY (to himself)
Nahhhh....

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