i really hate to make fun of some guy i don't know, but it was just too funny.

so i found this on a local community posting site for resumes... and this is what one guy wrote:

Hello,

Thanks for checking out my resume. I am looking for an opportunity to help retailers create greater efficiencies and enhanced selling environments so that they can grow their businesses...

and after droning on for a while about his experience:

I also teach in-line skating in San Francisco, and the current URL(until 8/18)is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, in case you, or your company need to learn a new way to reduce stress -). Special offer this week>> FREE Group Lesson if I am asked in for an interview for an appropriate position!!

Thank you,

xxxxxxxxxxx

then he posts his resume

i don't know about you, but i found it quite entertaining.