two days ago, i wrote about relationships (ironically the same day pj in my guestbook wrote he wants to hear more about relationships). i wrote about my lunch with eric and how we discussed how we would know who "the one" is, i wrote about my discussion with grace later that day on the difference of who's "hot" and who's "cute" and which one i'd rather be with, and i wrote a little about my relationship with aileen because we had a pretty bad day.

but it got erased when i accidentally closed the window... so oh well. maybe it wasn't meant to be.

actually, i think i'll write about my analysis on girls.

so grace and i were talking about the difference between girls who are 'hot' and girls who are 'cute.' the 'asian cute' or the 'asian hot.' when you go to a church, specifically an asian church, you'll usually find exclusively those two types. there are girls who do fall in between or out of the two highly-generalized categories, but that's at most 7% of the total XX population. they each have their pros and cons, seemingly cancelling each other out.

cute girls must fall into at least 2 of these requirements, not including choice d:
a) under 5'3" (with heels)
b) as a high and breathy voice
c) dress conservative (no thigh high boots, dyed hair, huge earrings, etc.)
d) this is a MUST: seemingly naive.
e) doesn't wear make-up

for example, if a girl is 5'1" and a high voice, she does not HAVE to be considered "cute." maybe "adorable", but not "cute." but if the girl has those two AND naive, then she's considered cute. if she only has d), then she cannot be cute - maybe stupid or ditzy, but not cute. of course there are exceptions to every rule...but not many.

hot girls must fall into at least 2 of these requirements, not including choice d:
a) unnatural alterations to the body (boob job, dyed hair, huge earrings, long nails, makeup)
b) wears tight clothes
c) sex appeal (i.e. curves, dances like a stripper)
d) expects guys to treat them like a princess (i.e. pay for all their meals)

example: a girl is 5'2", high and breathy voice, but has dyed hair, dances like a stripper, and expects guys to treat her like the queen of the universe, she would be considered the asian "hot" rather than "cute." the reason? she's not seemingly naive. as you can see, these are all interchangeable, but as long as the naiveness is there - that's what makes the difference. remember, there are exceptions. a girl can have the unnatural alterations, wear tight clothes, and act like she owns every male in the world - but not be hot nor cute. she's just a witch.

now here's the interesting part: these are girls, let alone asian. so going back to my original philosophy that girls are evil (and guys are stupid), then that would by the transitive property, make even the cute girls evil... hence the usage of "seemingly naive."

confusing, yes i know. let's make it simple. a girl can be a class-a cute girl - but what happens 8/10 times? the girl either acts naive, or is just dumb. honestly, i don't believe that a girl in her 20's and not know the basics of common sense can be considered intelligent. high school, maybe, but not college nor post-grad. i mean, how can a girl that's 23 or 24 STILL not know about starving people in ethiopia?

10 year old girl scenario:
"wow, i can't believe all the kids that need help in ethiopia."
"what's ethopia? why are people still starving?"
verdict: cute.

15 year old girl scenario:
"wow, i can't believe all the kids that need help in ethiopia."
"what's ethopia? there are people still starving?"
verdict: borderline cute/stupid

25 year old girl scenario:
"wow, i can't believe all the kids that need help in ethiopia."
"where's ethiopia again? and people are still starving?"
verdict: just plain dumb. and by first-hand knowledge, they are real. they do exist. note that it's not the first question she asks, but the second.

the flip-side of the cute girls: they know they're naive. this only means this is all a ploy by trying to be naive. nobody can really try to be naive, can they? so externally they may seem cute and naive, but internally, they are all the same evil. they still want the guys to pamper them. they still want the guys take them places. they still want to cheat on their boyfriend. check that, not want, but expect and will. they expect guys to pamper them. they expect guys to take them places. they will cheat on boyfriends or play multiple guys' heart at once. they expect to be right everytime. they will bite. my brothers, they will bite.

i don't think i really need to go further about how asian hot girls can be classified as evil. if you live in california, that can be self-explanatory.
in any case, maybe i'll write more about this later, maybe not. again, there ARE exceptions, and those are the rare jewels that i would want as a girlfriend. the easiest way out of it is to play it safe and just go for a non-asianized, non-californian girl.