to continue with my stereotyping galore:

west-coast-asian guys tend to:
a) wears white t-shirts and mesh shorts whenever they go out in the mornings of weekends.
b) needs to have one of two hair-styles: really long on top while short on the sides and back, OR really short on top but gels the front of his hair up. dying hair is optional.
c) needs to be tough and hard-looking in front of guys, and really soft and giggly in front of girls.
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for example, a conversation which everyone has had:

me: hey sam!
sam: sup yo. (gives the handshake-converted-into-fingersnap, done simultaneously with "the nod," the deep voice, and "cool frown")
me: how are you doing?
sam: i'm okay, things are cool. done with classes. how about you.
me: i'm doing go-
(girl approaches... asian-cute girl.)
sam: -oh really, thas cool. hey! lisa! wassup!
lisa: hiyee sammy!
sam: what's up? where have you been? where you going?
lisa: nowhere, i've been good. just going to class. hee hee!
sam: yeah? i'm going that way too. let me walk you!
lisa: aww, hee hee! you're so nice!
sam: naw, i'm just protecting my women! you know how i am!

(the two start walking off. sam turns his face from red jolly glee into asian-cool-man-dude. turns around to me.)
sam: hey, see you later man.
me: bye.
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d) thinks rice rockets are cool. likes to make their car look FAST, not GOOD.
here are some good examples:
http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/ricerroni/roni.html
http://www.stuff.to/svtrice.php
my personal favorite: http://www.riceboypage.com/

e) needs to own kenneth cole shoes. for some reason, this is the kicker.



not that i'm saying this only happens to asians, but probably most guys i know that live in california. it's usually different in the east coast - they may dress the same, but for some reason, guys aren't that fake. not all guys in california are like this either. for some reason, people have been writing to me and saying "hey, so-and-so are asian, from california, but she's neither hot or cute!" i hope they understand this is a mild exaggeration, yet highly accurate.

now i know it's not as in-depth as before, but i don't have the energy or the care to write about this any longer. but for all i know, the younger they get, the worse they get. God help us.