first, a moment of silence for our beloved Fabuloso! of Berkeley. may you rest in peace, and your competitor, La Burrita, King of all Burrito places, reign forever.


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strange dreams are incessantly entering my head the past few days. on tuesday nite, i had a dream about Patty Hearst being abducted by the PLO... and Patty Hearst becoming a member of the PLO as well. i woke up at around 6 am that morning because i had to go poo... i'm not sure why because i don't think i really had to go that bad and really had no urge for it. on the toilet seat, i fell back asleep and started to continue my dream about Patty Hearst and the PLO.
for some reason, i muttered outloud "must do it... for... patty ... hearst......." and repeated this several times... as i was going #2. it was quite the strain because i guess i really didn't have to go. i assume that i was under the delusion that the life of patty hearst was dependent on me dropping off my kids. i succeeded and accomplished my mission -strenuously- went back to bed, and just slept some more. when i woke up the second time, and thought to myself... "what the heck did i just do?"

the next night, i had a dream where my coworker was being bulled by this random old guy in a suit. he was calling her fat and stupid (even though she is quite the opposite) and after he made her cry, went into his car. i was completely infuriated by this and ran after him into his car while her older brother comforted her (by the way, she does not have an older brother in real life). i jumped into the back seat, grabbed this man's head and put it into a headlock position from behind him. my right forearm was wrapped around his neck and my left hand was grabbing his balding head. i started screaming at him and threatening him and how pissed i was for making my friend cry. after a while, he started crying as well and agreed to apologize. i then got out of the car, opened his driver seat door, pulled off his brown dress shoes, and threw them as far as i could.
i then told him "first, apologize to her. then you can go get your shoes."
the caucasian male, assuming to be middle class by the suit and the mid-level car, then started off on his way to apologize. it was at this time i woke up out of bed startled. i can't believe i physically hurt another person.

reading through my past entries, i have some pretty weird dreams. maybe i'm a prophet.