yesterday i was making dinner for annie. so before she came over, i rushed to albertsons to get some last second ingredients. i went to the checkout line, and when i was up an old man from the back of the line kept shouting things out to the cashier. mind you, he was at the end of the line.
"what time is it?!"
"it's 7 pm"
"where's lenny?!"
"he's gone. he went home. he's done by this time."
"but he was supposed to give me chinese food!"
"sorry, he's at home now."
"fine. then give me a divider!" (remember, this guy is at the end of the checkout line, where the conveyor belt starts.
"sorry, i only got one buddy. but don't worry, i got you. the guy in front of you only has tw-tw-two items."

then everyone in the line, front and back and side since they were so loud, looks at the young chinese FOB who suddenly turns red.

he was buying two things alright.
Trojans and Paper Towels.

how embarrassing. everyone just kept staring at him, discreet yet so freaking obvious.

haha!