heresy at its worst:

My companion attacks his friends; he violates his covenant.
- Ps. 55:20

(Bork15: me
JL104ch: my friend janette)

Bork15: hey, i got a really cool bible verse i just found
JL104ch: ooh .
Bork15: My companion attacks his friends; he violates his covenant.
JL104ch: what's the passage?
Bork15: ps. 55:20
Bork15: it's supposedly about Ahithophel
Bork15: you know Ahithophel?
JL104ch: no ...
Bork15: he used to be David's close friend but turned against him
JL104ch: really?
Bork15: yah
Bork15: 2 Sam.
Bork15: so you're probably wondering why i like the verse
Bork15: because it sounds so morbid
JL104ch: yes
Bork15: friendship is a covenant
JL104ch: true
Bork15: that's why it's cool i guess... i never thought of friendship that way
JL104ch: hmmm ...
Bork15: i guess it's time for me to put my hand under your thigh (*read below*)
JL104ch: good pt
Bork15: HAHA!!!
JL104ch: neither did ..
JL104ch: whoa ..
JL104ch: LOL!!!!
Bork15: HAHAHA! i'm so good (yet so bad)
JL104ch: that's so sick ...
Bork15: hahahah
JL104ch: yet so Holy

* if you don't understand the joke, in the Old Testament putting your hand under someone's right thigh meant it was a covenant.

Gen 24:9 "So the servant put his hand under the thigh of his master Abraham and swore an oath to him concerning this matter."